A French lover, he writes, once distracted him “in, as it were, mid-flow” by using a tricky subjunctive pluperfect (“Proust may have been among the last to handle these with ease”). “V”, whose dreams were filled with “cats, chamberpots and left-handed firemen”, liked Viennese place names: “Thus ‘taking the streetcar to Grinzing’ signified a gentle, somewhat respectful anal access.